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Edutainium
04:51
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Don't forget to take your supplements
Do not attempt to adjust your radio
Introducin'
Dr. Bruce 'n'
the Rage Rats
Edutainium
Cult (cult), cult (cult)
Brain trust (brain trust)
Rock band (rock band)
Snake, car, and gun show
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Maybe one of your magic salves?
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Fuckin' with the best
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Edutainium
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Shock Rod
05:25
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Chewing on my shock rod
When I have my laser
I wanna chew my shock rod
Chewing on my shock rod
I wanna chew my shock rod
Give me back my shock rod
I don't like my shock rod
Give me back my laser
That makes me like my shock rod
Chewing on my shock rod
Give me back my laser
That makes me chew my shock rod
Chewing on on my shock rod
Give me back my laser
That makes me like my shock rod
Chewing on my laser
That makes me like my shock rod
Chewing on my laser
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All Hail
03:07
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Eris, I love you
Please, continue
To favor me the way you do
Chaos becomes me
What will become of me?
Luckily I thrive on novelty
Turn all my stoplights green
I'll live in your machine
Discord, you may be my savior
All Hail
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Someone's wrong on the internet
How much dumber can you get
Someone's wrong on the internet
Are you listening yet?
Redheads don't have DNA
Drugs are racist, sports are gay
Lizards run the KKK
Government, take my guns away!
Jesus was a French Canadian
Born in 1898 again
Toyota Prius runs on radium
Coronavirus comes from aliens!
Because you own the Digitech I suppose ? First of all , this thread went fine all day yesterday. The purpose of it is clearly written out in text. Nowhere in that text does it say let’s argue over which looper is the greatest. The conversation was between two people. Neither of which were you and you gotta be “that guy” that waits until he’s drunk at 2 am looking to start a fight and the hill you’re dying on is over a F’n looping pedal? C’mon pal, I was having a conversation with someone and he asked MY OPINION on loopers. He didn’t ask for yours. And if you feel so strongly about YOUR pedal YOU OWN, you could’ve gone about it in a way that you didn’t come off looking like a complete TROLL at 2am Now that that’s all been settled would you like to enlighten us morons on why the Digitech Jam Man is far superior to all other loopers on the market ? I’m intrigued and need to know what I’ve been missing all this time. Here’s another thought. You’re a member of this group. Why not put up your own post and ask the group what looping pedal they use ? Then you can fight with each and every last one of them that respond with anything other than YOUR pedal. Have fun with that ya Troll.
Pay attention
Pay attention to me
Why won't you pay attention to me?
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Kooler than Elvis
03:37
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Take my blood, take my body
Sell my fuckin' Maserati
Sell you an x-ray of my pelvis
I'm kooler than Elvis
Now I'm in the temple
Sell my fuckin' guitar when I want
Sell your fuckin' pervert tunes
I'm a professional at this
You said I was too late
What?
I'm a professional at this
I'll be back in 3 days now
Touring as a hologram
Take my data, take my data
Follow me on Instagram
I'll be back in 3 days now
Touring as a hologram
Take my data, take my data
Police
Telling me to leave the premises
Now the search is on for me
I will
I will return
Coming in here to fill you in on your secrets
Hey you
You looking around for me?
Tear, tear, tear
But here's my secret
You can't let me go
I'll be back in 3 days now
Touring as a hologram
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Stoke-on-Trent, Quebec
Someone in Hong Kong maybe heard my song
It's just one play, but hey
I'm bad,
I'm international
Rock over Chicago, rock over Kolkata
Minocqua, Managua
Started at the bottom
Love it at the bottom
Hyderabad, Jakarta, Addis Ababa
Beirut, Makati, Manila, Cincinnati
Rock over Morocco, rock over Oaxaca
Roll over Bristol, rock on Tucson
Roll over Cordoba, Denver and Boulder
(New York, Dubuque, St. Paul, Beirut)
Let the Doctor take over
Lean like my supply chain
California mainframe
Let the Doctor take over
Shoutout to Toyota, Korg and Motorola
Tucson, Arizona
I don't even know ya
Made in Indonesia
Can't do it without ya
I'm bad, I'm international!
Secaucus, Massasauga
Kadoma, Osaka
Cedar Rapids, Havana
Loogootee, Indiana
Omaha, Kokomo, Kalamazoo
Wilmington, Traverse, Panama too
Let the Doctor take over
Roll over Moldova, let the doctor take over
Giving the cadaver a 2020 makeover
Everywhere and nowhere, everywhere and nowhere
Everywhere and nowhere, everywhere and nowhere
I'm international
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7. |
Pit of Despair
04:24
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I need more money
Cause I need more monkeys
Cause I need more money
For the pit of despair
Pit of despair
Pit of despair
This little monkey's losing all his hair
I need more monkeys
Cause I need more money
Cause I need more monkeys
For the pit of despair
Call it what it is, it's a pit of despair
Isolation chamber, it's a pit of despair
Gotta break a monkey beyond repair
Used so many monkeys and I'm still not there
Pit of despair
Pit of despair
This little monkey's got a thousand-yard stare
They should suffer as I suffer
I should be department chair
He's crying for his mommy
Mommy's not there
I am God and God's not there
Pit of despair
Pit of despair
I should be the goddamn department chair!
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Happy Ghost, Happy Machine
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